{As Sung By pResident Bush}:

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I've got you under my spell
I've got you deep in the heart of W.
And deep in my heart I know I'm not really so smart
But I've got you under my spell

I tried to be cool to you
I said to myself, 'This pRez will be the very best'
See, my underlings, 'I don't care, you all can go to hell'
'Cause I've got you under my spell

I snatched away your rights in the middle of the night
For your sake don't tell me I'm fake
Listen to the warning voice that comes out my mouth
And repeats, will repeat in your face

You may think I'm a fool, you never can win
You doubt my integrity, wake up to reality
But each time you will bow 'cuz I'm W.
Want me to stop before I begin?
'Cause I've got ya'll under my spell

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I snatched away your rights in the middle of the night
For your sake don't tell me I'm fake
Listen to the warning voice that comes out my mouth
And repeats, will repeat in your face

You may say I'm a fool, you will never win
You doubt my integrity, said, I'm a carbon copy of Poppy
But each time you will bow 'cuz I'm W!
Want me to stop before I begin?
'Cause I've got you under my spell

'Cause I've got you under my spell...