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Song Parodies -> "My Missles Go 500 Miles"

Original Song Title:

"500 Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"My Missles Go 500 Miles"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by Warmonger Dubya to Saddam Hussein:
(instrumental intro)

I am pissed - Hussein, Saddam.
I am going to drop the Bomb.
You're in fear; my missles go a hundred miles.

A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles.
You're in fear; my missles go a hundred miles.

Once we've won, what we'll do:
We will see more oil galore.
Dropping bombs 500 miles to hit your home.

Upon your home, upon your home,
Upon your home, upon your home,
Told my pilots, "Bombs away on Saddam's home."

We will hunt and attack.
Go ask Rummy; hear the same.
Lord, I can't now back down; there's no way.

There's no way, there's no way,
There's no way, there's no way,
Lord, I can't now back down; there's no way.

I am pissed - Hussein, Saddam.
I am going to drop the Bomb.
You're in fear; my missles go a hundred miles.

A hundred miles, a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles.
You're in fear; my missles go a hundred miles.

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