-> "Grin And Bear It"
Original Song Title:
"Betty And Dupree"
Parody Song Title:
"Grin And Bear It"
The Lyrics
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings;
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings:
May bring recession, may bring recovery,
But if these rubes all vote, they'll ruin the whole country.
Well, a moron promised all morons everything, yeah.
To fellow morons, he promised everything.
To get morons' votes, he'd say almost anything.
So now,
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings;
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings:
May bring recession, may bring recovery,
But when these rubes all vote, they ruin the whole country.
Now the rifles and pistols are the only things selling well.
Yeah, and now the ammunition dealers are the only folks doing well,
Because the market is tanking and the banks are all going to hell.
'Cause the votes for the moron sent him to Washington;
Yeah, the voting morons sent him to Washington.
Seems that everywhere I look I see somebody is buyin' a gun.
You can hear me singin'
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings;
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings:
May bring recession, may bring recovery,
But when you rubes all vote, you ruin the whole country.
With this fool in the White House, you all go down in flames;
Oh, with this fool in the White House, your hopes go up in flames!
He farts in your face; it's all your own fault, he claims:
"You screamed and screamed, and my predecessor you defamed;
Shrieked, and shrieked, and named him everything he could be named!
You voted for me; can't no one but yourself be blamed!"
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow--
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow brings:
(Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow--)
Grin and bear it, see what tomorrow--
May bring recession, may bring recovery,
But now that you rubes voted, you've wrecked the whole country!
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