Song Parodies -> "If You Miss Me At The Front Of The Bus"

Original Song Title:

"If You Miss Me At The Back Of The Bus"

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Original Performer:

"If You Miss Me At The Front Of The Bus"

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The Lyrics

Do you know where you can find the vast majority of the world's racists, perverts, lunatics, and mass murderers? That's right: in the products of all the far left's utopian schemes, such as the welfare projects, the public school system, and the U.N. As the Democrats' choice of leadership shows, this is no fluke: the more racist, perverted, insane, and murderous a Democrat is, the surer he is to be elected to the Democrats' highest positions.

If you miss me at the front of the bus,
You can't find me up there,
Oh...
Come on over to the ghetto projects:
I'll be dealing down there!
I'll be dealing down there!
I'll be dealing down there!
Oh...
Come on over to the ghetto projects,
I'll be dealing down there!

If you miss me at the NAMBLA march
You can't find me out there,
Oh...
Come on over to the public school:
I'll be teaching over there!
I'll be teaching over there!
I'll be teaching over there!
Oh...
Come on over to the public school:
I'll be teaching over there!

If you miss me at the lunatic asylum,
You can't find me in there,
Oh...
Come on over to the DNC:
I'll be screaming up there!
I'll be screaming up there!
I'll be screaming up there!
YEEAARRGGHH!
Come on over to the DNC:
I'll be screaming up there!

If you miss me in your terror cell,
You can't find me right there,
Oh...
Come on over to the World Court:
I'll be slamming Jews there!
I'll be slamming Jews there!
I'll be slamming Jews there!
Oh...
Come on over to the World Court
I'll be slamming Jews there!

This also explains, of course, why the Democrats want convicted felons to be allowed to vote: criminals and traitors certainly ought to know their own kind when they see them!

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