Slimy pimple cream
A single bean
Alight the face that
Once compelled you

Bloating round the gown that's found
Around the mousey hound to whom you're bound

Goofier and fatter
Overweight, a bladder filled with batter
Gnashin', bitin'
Stretch-bands tighten

Find a magazine
That's lodged between
The massive chasm
Of her rear view

Mounds astound, the sound of pounds
Abounding as she flounders all around

Goofier and fatter
Where she sat, the cat is looking flatter
Sausage hidin'
Wide load widen

Grinding slabs, flab floppy floppy floppy
Blab, bow wow
Hair shave, Nair, beware, break chair

Finding when she sits around the house
She really sits around the
Finding when she sits around the house
She really sits around the house