See Mitt the white man tango
With the Ryan he adored
I was feeling campaign-ad sick
And the crowd called out "We're bored!"
A storm hit New York harbor
And New Jersey blew away
Christie called out for some storm relief
He got it right away

And so it was
That later
Voters' tallies told the tale
That Mitt's fans, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter ... shade of male

Mitt said, "There is no reason,
To write a con-cession speech"
But he wandered through the poll returns
Which would not let him be
An Elect'ral College surgeon
Whose win-cision could be closed
Mitt's astonished eyes then showed him
That his vict'ry hopes were hosed

And so it was
That later
Vict'ry rallies told the tale
G.O.P., at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter ... shade of male