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Song Parodies -> "Go to Jail, Jack (Abramoff)"
Original Song Title:
"Hit the Road, Jack"
Original Performer:
Ray Charles
Parody Song Title:
"Go to Jail, Jack (Abramoff)"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
What you say?
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
Your Honor, Your Honor, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old Judge that I've ever seen
I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my bags and go
That's right!
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
What you say?
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
Now, listen, Your Honor, don't ya treat me this way
'Cause Congress loved me when I gave 'em their pay
"Yeah, they're crooks, too, and it's understood
"You screwed all those tribes and you just ain't no good"
Well, I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my bags and go
That's right!
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
(don't you come back no more.)
Uh, what you say?
(don't you come back no more.)
I didn't understand you
(don't you come back no more.)
You can't mean that
(don't you come back no more.)
Can't I make a plea?
(don't you come back no more.)
How about community service?
(don't you come back no more.)
I'll give them back their beads
(don't you come back no more.)
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
What you say?
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
Your Honor, Your Honor, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old Judge that I've ever seen
I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my bags and go
That's right!
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
What you say?
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
Now, listen, Your Honor, don't ya treat me this way
'Cause Congress loved me when I gave 'em their pay
"Yeah, they're crooks, too, and it's understood
"You screwed all those tribes and you just ain't no good"
Well, I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my bags and go
That's right!
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
(don't you come back no more.)
Uh, what you say?
(don't you come back no more.)
I didn't understand you
(don't you come back no more.)
You can't mean that
(don't you come back no more.)
Can't I make a plea?
(don't you come back no more.)
How about community service?
(don't you come back no more.)
I'll give them back their beads
(don't you come back no more.)
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555, good one. ^__^
I second that.5's
Could Jack Abramoff be the John Dean of the 21st Century? Let's hope so, especially since the original Dean wrote a book about the Bush Maladministration called "Worse Than Watergate" (he would know)... and that was two whole years ago already.
I have a hunch that there will be fallout, and therefore perhaps parodies, from this for years.
Stephen, carol, Michael, thanks.
Stephen, carol, Michael, thanks.
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