Song Parodies -> "Kramer Lost His Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Georgia On My Mind"

Original Performer:

"Kramer Lost His Mind"

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The Lyrics

Ray Charles knew how to handle hecklers. Michael Richards could learn a thing or two from him. After all, Ray didn't see people as black or white. Only as talented and not, and as prejudiced and not.

(instrumental opening)

Cosmo...
Cosmo...
Career is through.
(Career is through.)
Just an old word means
that Kramer lost his mind.
(Kramer lost his mind.)

I say Cosmo...
Whoa, Cosmo...
Insults from you
(Insults from you)
come through sick and clear
and put you in a bind.

Middle fingers out to thee.
Hecklers yell angrily.
Still, in wildest dreams I see
none of that stuff from you.

I say Cosmo...
Whoa, Cosmo...
No peace you'll find.
(No peace you'll find.)
Your career is gone
'cause Kramer lost his mind.
(Kramer lost his mind.)

Middle fingers out to thee.
Hecklers yell angrily.
Still, in wildest dreams I see
none of that stuff from you.

Ooh-woo-ooh-ooh!
Cosmo!
I say, Cosmo!
No peace, no peace you'll find.
(No peace you'll find.)
Your career is gone
'cause Kramer lost his mind.
(Kramer lost his mind.)
I say, your career is gone
'cause Kramer lost his mind.

(instrumental close)

Now, Kramer, you know you're always welcome in my home, but as far as Mr. Richards is concerned, that's another story!

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Chris Kilo - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Good job, Michael. Funny from-the-headlines material. The news itself is a bit old, but oh well. As you said in a comment you left on *my* Kramer-related parody, "Sticking a 'fivek' up your...ratings" hahaha

alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

crooningly funny

Mr 1s - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Very good Mr Pacholek, 555

John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Michael Richards' Apocalypto.

Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

No he does not. And neither does the other Joe Cowley, the guy whose pitching cost the Yankees the '85 and possibly the '86 AL East Titles.

Jason - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Has the "fake" Michael Pacholek struck again?

Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

For such an accomplished actor to let a few obnoxious audience members get the best of him is beyond me. He should've learned to deal with hecklers the first week of his career.

Martha - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Great OS great parody Pacholek rocks!

Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Thank you, Martha. Back to that other subject: Does this Joe Cowley who can neither judge baseball talent nor pitch understand the concept of "most valuable player" at all?

The Parody Police - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Right. Obviously there is a fake Michael Pacholek floating around somewhere. To prove otherwise I want this simple question answered by MP (both the real and the fake one). What is the title of the MP parody that contains the line "Water with fine stream" and the name of the person who commented "The 'Water With Fine Stream bit creased me up!!!!!' Whoever gets both Qs right is the real MP.

Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

"Water with fine stream"? I'm 99 percent sure I've never written a parody with those words in my life. And I'm 99.99 percent sure I've never commented with the words "creased me up." Or even "greased me up." Maybe I ought to write one about the Morneau-Jeter controversy just to clear things up for good.

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