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Song Parodies -> "Mustard"

Original Song Title:

"Busted"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Mustard"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...the lyrics of "mean mr. mustard" incorporated into the melody of "busted"...
he sleeps in the park and he shaves in the dark
mr. mustard
a hole in the road is his humble abode
mr. mustard
he's savin' his bread up to buy him some clothes
an old ten bob note he keeps crammed up his nose
a quite surly cuss as you just might suppose
mr. mustard

his sister's named pam and she works in a shop
she's miss mustard
she's a go getter, that gal never stops
she's miss mustard
she takes out her brother to look at the queen
he always shouts something absurd and obscene
a dirty old man, and what's more, he's real mean
mr. mustard

now, she's kinda sweet, but her brother's all wrong
mr. mustard
i like to see pam, lest her brother's along
mr. mustard
his sister plays fair but her brother's so low
there's no way of knowin' how low he might go
i don't mind ol' pam but i sure hate her bro
mr. mustard

he's mean
no class
i mean, despicable
forget about him

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AFW - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Spreads out very funny...and a great substitution...just from the title, I knew I would relish reading it
Stephen Harrington - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a cool read. 5s
alvin - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and stephen
TJC - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with AFw's analysis but can't match his humor!
alvin - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Pure genius
alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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