(You don’t know me…)
(You don’t know me…)

I saw you at the beach
I wore my winter coat
Attempted words of speech
But had a scratchy throat
I am under your spell
And long to sense your smell
But you don’t know me
(No, You don’t know me)

I drool as I stare and fawn
That speedo was so tight
A tattoo on your right hip
Of the logo from “Sprite”
Your spandex-clad rear end
Should soon be in my bed
But you don’t know me
(No, You don’t know me)

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Never thought love was true till I saw you buying gloves
And how those snowflakes just stuck to you
I was the guy out in the car nearby
You glanced at me (Felt something too?)
(Something too?)

Then I drove down the street
Got home and raced online
So now I hope and pray
You use this Craigslist site
And that you’re egotistical
To think that the Earth is full
Of lame guys who want you

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(On Craigslist it’s true we combine those missed love)
(With these shy geeks who never talked to you)

You’re buying pie here in the grocery line
Romance within my mind ensued
(Mind ensued)
I’m the man in the other lane
Who’s giving you the eye
Flirt with the guy who bags
He’s such a lucky guy!
Online using my iPhone
This little thing I wrote
Instead of speaking
(You don’t know me, You don’t know me)