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Song Parodies -> "Back in Afghanistan"
Original Song Title:
"I'd like to teach the world to sing"
Original Performer:
R. Cook/R. Greenway/B. Backer/B. Davis
Parody Song Title:
"Back in Afghanistan"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
I like to hear the shouting as,
The stone slides down the ice,
They sweep their brooms and yell like loons
Torino's main highlight.
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world curling
The best Olympic sport,
When stones are in the free guard zone
The tee line you abort
(It's the sport I love)
I'd like to see the world for once
(I love curling always)
Unite and watch curling
For when they know how great it is
World peace bells will ring
That's the sport I love
(That's the sport I love)
It's better than sex
(Let the whole wide world learn curling)
I'm aiming for the 12 foot ring
Curling is here to stay.
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Where did the curling stones go?
Do you know who has 'em?
When the stone is in play
I have an orgasm
(Repeat Chorus til fade)
The stone slides down the ice,
They sweep their brooms and yell like loons
Torino's main highlight.
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world curling
The best Olympic sport,
When stones are in the free guard zone
The tee line you abort
(It's the sport I love)
I'd like to see the world for once
(I love curling always)
Unite and watch curling
For when they know how great it is
World peace bells will ring
That's the sport I love
(That's the sport I love)
It's better than sex
(Let the whole wide world learn curling)
I'm aiming for the 12 foot ring
Curling is here to stay.
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Where did the curling stones go?
Do you know who has 'em?
When the stone is in play
I have an orgasm
(Repeat Chorus til fade)
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The title should read, "I'd like to teach the world curling".
Yeah, very misleading title, but the parody was excellent. 555
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