Come by, come buy, from salesman Amir
The dromedaries are on sale here

If transportation through the desert you need
Right now we have the sale that you sought
Just pick one up and take it home, but you feed
Your camel lots
You don't pay a thing until December
As long as your good credit isn't shot
The deal that you made you will remember
From Camel Lot

Camel Lot, Camel Lot
It's better than a horse or car
From our Camel Lot, Camel Lot
They can spit really far

The rain may never fall for many seasons
Our beasts, they store that water in their hump
I say there's simply not
A bigger bio-pot
For the single humps or doubles in this dump
Called Camel Lot

Camel Lot, Camel Lot
And they can also fertilize
From our Camel Lot, Camel Lot
Each one of ours, a prize!

The beasts will get you over every hillside
If they won't move you kick them in the rear
But try not to get caught
By blasts of nasal snot
For happily-lumpy-dune-riding come here
To Camel Lot!