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Song Parodies -> "Worldcom"

Original Song Title:

"Camelot"

Original Performer:

Richard Burton

Parody Song Title:

"Worldcom"

Parody Written by:

Garrett

The Lyrics

About the Worldcom scandal.
It's true, it's true, the Company Made It Clear.
The Stock Price Must be Perfect every year.
A law was passed by the board this morning here.
July and August's earnings weren't so hot.
So they choose not so legal business.
In Worldcom.
Profit must come this December.
And assets must double on the dot.
By order, we won't stop till Sprint is embers
In Worldcom.
Worldcom! Worldcom!
Thanks to Mr. Bernard
But in Worldcom, Worldcom.
Our statements are made of tar.
We are cooking books until sundown.
By earnings season, debt must disappear.
In short, there's simply not
a more dangerous spot
For investing in technology than here
In Worldcom

Worldcom! Worldcom!
We know it's investing fraud.
But in Worldcom, Worldcom
We don't follow the laws.
The SEC unveiled that we really lied.
By 9 P.M. the real books had appeared.
Economically there's not
A more unknown spot
Because Enron overshadowed us here
In Worldcom!

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Old Man Ribber - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I wonder what the Czars are doing tonight! Brilliant! ;D

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