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Song Parodies -> "Tampon Tim"

Original Song Title:

"Fools Rush In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Tampon Tim"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Minnesota's great mistake
Tampon Tim, his ratings drop like lead
And so he comes to you, to shove
His garbage through your heads
Though I see, a failure there
But now on my TV, he's everywhere

Tampon Tim, the wise men here all know
The left wing headers fell in love
So now he's on a roll
Combat Vet, he tells his lies again
So open up your eyes, forget, this Tampon Tim

Tampon Tim, the wise men here all know
The left wing headers fell in love
So now he's on a roll
Combat Vet, he tells his lies again
So open up your eyes, forget, this Tampon Tim

Just open up your eyes, forget, this Tampon Tim
Well open up your eyes, forget, this Tampon Tim

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Peter Andersson - August 16, 2024 - Report this comment
There is of course the old gem "Got A Tampon, Please?" by Tommy Turtle where the flow just can't ever be beat, so maybe I should just settle for something shorter about Tampax Tim anyway.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2024 - Report this comment
You can't find anything about it because there really is nothing to the story that is interesting. Simply, Walz signed off on funding Minnesota schools to provide feminine hygiene products gratis in their washrooms. Some schools had ended up providing dispensers of these products in both boys and girls locker rooms--which, when you consider that sometimes visiting girls sports teams have to use the boys locker room during an after-hours competition, it makes sense. Cheers.
Peter Andersson - August 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Where's the fun it that? OK, it's actually not a bad explanation, I can imagine how it came about from top down, probably through some party minion fillers committee as it would have been over here - but I can't see how it actually got executed in the real world simply because any principal or faculty or physical education teacher putting feminine hygiene products in a boys locker room expecting them boys not to have a wild trashing go at it (boys will be boys, as they say) would be totally unqualified for job in a normal school. So therefore, if it happened at all, I have to conclude it was somehow forced, and now it's a meme on the guy where the buck stopped at the time.

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