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Song Parodies -> "Oh Hell, where's a loo?"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Mary Lou"
Original Performer:
Ricky Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Hell, where's a loo?"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
OH HELL, WHERE’S A LOO?
Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
It happens every Friday night
At happy hour I get so tight,
And then I go and stuff myself with food.
Then when I’m full and laced with booze
I shit my pants and wet my shoes;
It doesn’t do my image any good!
Oh Oh Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
One winter’s night when it was dark
I staggered through our local park,
And sat down on a bench next to a tramp.
The meths he had was new to me,
And very soon I had to pee;
Before too long my jeans were very damp!
Oh Oh Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
It happens every Friday night
At happy hour I get so tight,
And then I go and stuff myself with food.
Then when I’m full and laced with booze
I shit my pants and wet my shoes;
It doesn’t do my image any good!
Oh Oh Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
One winter’s night when it was dark
I staggered through our local park,
And sat down on a bench next to a tramp.
The meths he had was new to me,
And very soon I had to pee;
Before too long my jeans were very damp!
Oh Oh Oh hell, where’s a loo?
Need one now;
I’m desperate and I need one straight away.
So I’m begging you,
I don’t care how
Just tell me, where’s a loo, need one now.
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