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Song Parodies -> "King Of The Ho's"
Original Song Title:
"King Of The Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roger Miller
Parody Song Title:
"King Of The Ho's"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
After reading Kristof's awesome Creedence parody HOOKERS AT MY FRONT DOOR, I asked myself.."Where is the pimp? Here he is on Kristof's corner, singing to all who pass by
Hookers with tail for rent
Trojans just fifty cents
No bone? Small tool? No sweat
We still got Vi-AG-ra left
And yea, two hours of round-the-world
Will set ya back two bills per girl
I'm the man who cleans out yo' green
King of the Ho's
Two girl menage-a-trois
Blondes so tight they rub ya raw
No worn out crack-head cooze
Even got some Hunan flooze
We'll grope old fogies graveyard bound
Sportin' girls with lips renowned
I'm a man with queens from porn screens
King of the Ho's
BRIDGE
I work savory prostitutes that all pull a train
Most have some children, bad rubbers to blame
And silicone standouts in shimmering gowns
On every block that ain't blocked
With coppers around
I said
Hookers with tail for rent
Trojans just fifty cents
No bone? Small tool? No sweat
We still got Viagra left
See that old whore with push up bra?
Be like OeD-I-Pus...rent your ma
For the man who's weaned or not weaned....
I GOT THE HO'S
Trojans just fifty cents
No bone? Small tool? No sweat
We still got Vi-AG-ra left
And yea, two hours of round-the-world
Will set ya back two bills per girl
I'm the man who cleans out yo' green
King of the Ho's
Two girl menage-a-trois
Blondes so tight they rub ya raw
No worn out crack-head cooze
Even got some Hunan flooze
We'll grope old fogies graveyard bound
Sportin' girls with lips renowned
I'm a man with queens from porn screens
King of the Ho's
BRIDGE
I work savory prostitutes that all pull a train
Most have some children, bad rubbers to blame
And silicone standouts in shimmering gowns
On every block that ain't blocked
With coppers around
I said
Hookers with tail for rent
Trojans just fifty cents
No bone? Small tool? No sweat
We still got Viagra left
See that old whore with push up bra?
Be like OeD-I-Pus...rent your ma
For the man who's weaned or not weaned....
I GOT THE HO'S
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Funny plus...Roger would turn over and say, "Great parody!"
ho ho ho...5s
And the going price for Kristof's house, property and freebies is now of course 555$ for the whole shebang?
Brilliant. 5's
OMG! This is a work of art, Dee! So well written, I'd almost believe you have a degree in Pimpology. Bra-freakin-vo!! 555
My favorite of the day! LMFAO..5s
Around the world in 555 days?
Excellent, Dee!!
5,5,5 for you, my Ho-liness.
HO HO HO and a bottle of (rethought that word) - thanks for covering the pimp's side to the story, Dee - the scene is fully fleshed now - 555
AFW...I'll chug-a-lug to that....alvin 'rhodes scholar'...we have a female anatomy test you need to take, several times.....'Hard Peter' Anderson.....Freebies???My Ho's gotta eat to, man...freebies???.....Azrepheal....You must be undercover, man...or else want to be under some covers :-).....Meriadoc....around the world in 555 lays, or...50 lays with just one rubber, as Paul Simon once sang.....Arwen,Queen of the Hobbits....thank you, my precious...need a job :-)???......MrMac-Fist-O.....quit usin' the fist, my Ho's is pissed!.....General McArthur....Having sampled the flesh, I trust you shall return?
Kristof, thanks for lettin' us operate in front of yo' crib...You want yo' cut in cash, or trade?
I'm not a greedy man, Dee...100 bucks a day and a BJ will suffice...;-)
Kristof, the check is in the mail :-). The BJ is on the way also, is the form of a tribute to You and Spafford that Stuart and I cooked up last night. It is Called (Beep you) Spafford, (Beep you) Kristof.....a knockoff of Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Hope you like it :-)
Rick C. I seem to have overlooked you in my thank you's. THANK YOU!!
Somebody's been to Nevada a little too often.
(ABC05) Ho, ho ho--King Giant! 455
(ABC) Somebody's been to MY FREUDIAN SUBCONSCIOUS a little too often.
(K) - just rereading my last comment and dammit you're right again - I HAVE returned (where will his genius stop?) - hilarious Dee - "No bone? Small tool? No sweat" - ha! and re-reading also reminds me of our collaboration starting here, which we must do again - what a nostalgic read!
ABC: Not to be mistaken for the 'other' sugar daddy, King Of The Ho-ho's. Very funny, well done!
(ABC05) Well, I don't like pimps but this parody is funny. 555
(ABC-K) Truly twisted.
"No bone? Small tool? No sweat" BRILLIANT!!!
Brains are not a big thing with California Liberals they just get more stupid and rediculous each day
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