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Song Parodies -> "Prison For Rhodes"
Original Song Title:
"King Of The Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roger Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Prison For Rhodes"
Parody Written by:
JJJ
The Lyrics
Traitor with failure stench
Shoots himself an eye trench
Oaf drone, dolt fool, slow pet
A lapdog ordered “Go fetch!”
Just a few hours in the courtroom
Was all it took to seal his doom
He’s got Nazi schemes, but blown schemes
Prison for Rhodes
Turd Fox star, Third Reich brain
Destination, Slammer fame
In hole with prison blues
PSYCHlOps gotta pay his dues
Towin’ roped doggie to the pound
Court shoulda ruled put ’im down
A mad dog that schemed rabid dreams
Prison for Rhodes
He helped engineer the coup attempt
Now he’s gotta pay
Holed-head Oaf Creature is goin’ away
He’s done givin’ handjobs to the Orange Clown
Up he'll be locked, a cellblock is where he’ll be found
In clink, Traitor on jailer’s bench
Goon to rent, filthy stench
As for his backside trench
He’s gonna be a con’s wench
Shoots himself an eye trench
Oaf drone, dolt fool, slow pet
A lapdog ordered “Go fetch!”
Just a few hours in the courtroom
Was all it took to seal his doom
He’s got Nazi schemes, but blown schemes
Prison for Rhodes
Turd Fox star, Third Reich brain
Destination, Slammer fame
In hole with prison blues
PSYCHlOps gotta pay his dues
Towin’ roped doggie to the pound
Court shoulda ruled put ’im down
A mad dog that schemed rabid dreams
Prison for Rhodes
He helped engineer the coup attempt
Now he’s gotta pay
Holed-head Oaf Creature is goin’ away
He’s done givin’ handjobs to the Orange Clown
Up he'll be locked, a cellblock is where he’ll be found
In clink, Traitor on jailer’s bench
Goon to rent, filthy stench
As for his backside trench
He’s gonna be a con’s wench
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