-> "Little Chevy Volt"
Original Song Title:
"Little GTO"
Original Performer:
Ronnie & The Daytonas
Parody Song Title:
"Little Chevy Volt"
The Lyrics
(Cue intricate opening drum riff)
Little Chevy Volt
You're really humming fine
Lithium batteries and a plug in
With 240 VAC line
Charge her up for ten hours
Then drive her forty mi-yi-yiles
C'mon and plug her in, charge her up, BACK HER OUT
Chevy Volt
Wa waa (Yeah, yeah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa waa (Yeah, yeah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa WAA (Yeah, yeah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa (Yeah, yeah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa waa (Aaah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa
You oughta see her at the Starbucks
Or at the cheese 'n wine shop
That tiny carbon footprint
Just gives her PC pop
More PC than the Prius
Even Volvos too, woo woo
C'mon and plug her in, charge her up, BACK HER UP
Chevy Volt
(Slight Pause)
a-wa waa (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
wa wa wa wa wa waa (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
Wa WAA (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa waa (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa (Aaaah, little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa waa
Gonna save forty thousand
And buy a Chevy Volt
New outlet and an extend cord
And I'll be ready to go
Take her out to the co-op
And let 'em know
That I'm the greenest dude around
Tree Hugger gonna shame you down
Gonna plug her in, charge her up, ROLL HER OUT
Chevy Volt
Wa wa (Yeah, yeah little chevy Volt)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa ......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pYU0p6WZhU&feature=player_embedded
(This second song is a takeoff on the Beach Boys' "Shut Down", which is about a drag race between a fuel injected Corvette Stingray and a Super Stock Dodge Dart with a 413 cu. in. engine. Mine is about a competition between Toyota Prius Hybrid and a Chevy Volt over which can go the furthest on a gallon of gas)
Talk it up, talk it up; Hugger gonna shame you down
Talk it up, talk it up; Hugger gonna shame you down
It happened at the Starbucks at a quarter past nine
Two aging hipsters yelling side by side
Yeah, a Toyota Prius Hybrid and a Volt 14*
Were arguing carbon footprint and it got real green
Talk it up, talk it up; Hugger gonna shame you down
We start off at the co-op with a gallon apiece
My Voltec driving platform is now unleashed
My lithium ion batteries are humming cool
But the Toyota Prius hybrid's yet to burn it's fuel
Gotta keep cool now, gas tank shift here we go
Power split Prius is moving slow
But my lithium ion voltage is running low
To up the wattage, I'm burning gas
Fuel tank's nearing empty, don't know if I'll last
Pedal to the floor, hear the 1.4 go
And now the Toyota Prius is starting to slow
He's hauled with Atkin' cycle, but it's understood
I got eighty cubic inches drinkin' under the hood
Burned your gas, burned your gas; Hugger, now I shame you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas; Hugger, now I shame you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas, Hugger, now I shame you down
Burned your gas, burned your gas; Hugger, now i shame you down
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