-> "Freddy vs Jason"
Original Song Title:
"Snoopy vs the Red Baron"
Original Performer:
Royal Gaurdman
Parody Song Title:
"Freddy vs Jason"
Parody Written by:
John
The Lyrics
When the turn of the century did take
In the clear blue waters over Crystal Lake
Came a frightening cackle to terrify the hearts of living men.. like the screaming sound of a dream demon.
Over in Springwood, a man haunted childrens dreams, Freddy Krueger was the name they would scream.
80 young kids tried, and 80 Elm Street kids died, and in Penny Auto Salvage is where they now reside.
10,20,30,40 ,50 or more... the bloody dream demon was running up a score ...80 teens dies trying to end the attacks of that bastard son of a hundred maniacs.
In the nick of time a man was up to the task, and undead psychopath in a hockey mask. In the guise of Mrs. Vorhees Freddy would renew his killing spree, saying to Jason "GO AND KILL FOR MOMMY!":
10,20,30,40 50, or more, the bloody dream demon was running up a score, 80 teens died trying to end the attacks of that bastard son of a hundred maniacs.
Now Jason had sworn that he'd get that man so he asked Pumkinhead for a new battle plan. He drug that Fred Krueger to stark reality, Freddy was laughing when suddenly he was staring right at Jason's macheete.
(Here insert the Friday the 13'th Part 3 disco theme)
That bloody Fred Krueger was in a fix he tried everything but he run out of tricks, Jason sliced him once than he diced him twice and that bloodied Fred Krueger went sinking out of sight.
10,20, 30, 40, fifty or more that bloody dream demon, was running up a score, eighty teens died, trying to end the atacks of that bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Well..10,20,30,40, fifty or more....
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