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Song Parodies -> "It's Dover"
Original Song Title:
"It's Over"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"It's Dover"
Parody Written by:
Levvo
The Lyrics
A would be illegal immigrant discovers Dover isn't really the promised land
I just can’t live in Calais anymore
Stench of garlic never ends
Smelly cheese just gives me wind
The French still haven’t learned what soap is for
Storm the ferry port at night
Hide on a lorry out of sight
There’s only one place I am heading for
It's Dover
White cliffs are now in view, I’ll soon be somewhere new
What am I coming to? Then we start to move
The customs queue we're through We're through
It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover
Went and bought my first Greggs pie
Made me sick, I want to die
I won’t be eating healthy any more
UKIP posters on the walls, they don’t want me here at all
Now Calais don’t seem that bad after all
It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover
Stench of garlic never ends
Smelly cheese just gives me wind
The French still haven’t learned what soap is for
Storm the ferry port at night
Hide on a lorry out of sight
There’s only one place I am heading for
It's Dover
White cliffs are now in view, I’ll soon be somewhere new
What am I coming to? Then we start to move
The customs queue we're through We're through
It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover
Went and bought my first Greggs pie
Made me sick, I want to die
I won’t be eating healthy any more
UKIP posters on the walls, they don’t want me here at all
Now Calais don’t seem that bad after all
It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover It's Dover
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Not to speak about the warm-ish beer, English weather and left-hand traffic. Fives.
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