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Song Parodies -> "Only Baloney"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only Baloney"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Yum, yum, some yummy, oh yeah.
My lunch is crumby, oh wah.
Same sandwich day after day, yeah.
Only baloney.

Only baloney,
I can't take another bite.
Only baloney,
My lunch fails to excite.
Some mustard tart,
Enhance the flavor,
Want a la carte,
It's only baloney on rye,
I cry, only baloney.

Only baloney,
I could use a break from you.
Only baloney,
Had you fried and dried, I'm through.

Maybe tomorrow,
Some high finance.
If I could borrow,
Some pay advance.
I could get steak,
No more baloney can take,
Groany baloney.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1
Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   7
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Adagio - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
On the title alone, I could give you 5's. :D
Laurence Dunne - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
The title makes the song. 5-5-5
Johnny D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup, the title, dude, the title, genius. 5's
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Oscar Mayer would be proud. =) Try it with a little relish =)
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, Replacing your hunger pains with Indigestion...Take a few of these "5's" and maybe you'll feel better.
Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great title, GD'R.
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Not much meat on this one.
Jessy Leppert - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I Picture Weird Al Doing That Song.
Warren - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
GREAT!! LAUGHED MOST OF THE WAY ALTHOUGH...... IT SEEMED TO FALL DOWN IN PARTS (Very hard to follow) BUT OVERALL A VERY FUNNY PIECE I THINK EVEN THE BIG O WOULD GET A LAUGH (If he was still with us of course)
Tim Hall - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
100% 5's with no fillers!

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