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Song Parodies -> "Only Baloney"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only Baloney"

Parody Written by:

mad hatter

The Lyrics

Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
Mad all day cant sleep at night
(Oy vay, vay, vay, way )
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
So this treating ain't right
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)

And there goes my party
There goes my heart
Too close whatever, social apart

Jut only baloney
Now sigh and cry,
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
(Oy vay, vay, vay, way )
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah)
Only baloney, only baloney

Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
All the vaccines you must do
(Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
Know I cry for tea with two
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)

And every tomorrow a new face mask
No more sorrow, bad stuff no chance
You'll be all save

It's baloney all fakes
Only baloney
(dump dump dump trump p u ah)
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annie gardner - November 02, 2021 - Report this comment
so you're another person upset with this 19 stuff?
victora - November 02, 2021 - Report this comment
your parties are cancelled, you must be missing friends
mad hatter - November 02, 2021 - Report this comment
I miss my best friend the march hare so much. He actually believes in this make China happy crud
Jonathan - November 02, 2021 - Report this comment
I was expecting a song about lunch meat...

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