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Song Parodies -> "Guy-ring!"
Original Song Title:
"Crying!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Guy-ring!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Orbison croons a cautionary tale, er, um... tail! If you don't know the original, here is a link to an MP3 that is probably (unintentionally) funnier than my parody! (just click the play button)
| Crying.mp3 |
It was alright—for a while
I could smile—for a while
But when we hooked-up last night
You cinched that ring too tight
Then you locked it and swallowed the key!
Oh, you TEASED me well
And, WHEN things 'swelled’
You left me…
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Turning blue!
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Flow’s adieu!
Then you laughed, “So long…”
Left me wanting—over-blown…
Alone and prying, prying, prying—
GUY-ringed!
Its hard—you UNDERstand?
Its been LATCHED—to my gland
It’s got me pry-ing—
I thought that I—could hold my brew—
Tipped a few—or keg or two!
Mis-took you for some whore—
That made you REAL-LY sore!
Drunk, girl I’m one dumb Wahoo-ooo!
So you 'blinged’ my crotch
Used the SMALL-est notch—
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Cold and blue—
TRY-ay-ay-ing!
Can’t slip through—
Yes-sss, now you’re gone
And from this-sss moment on
I’ll be prying—
sighing—
Pry-ing—
Cry-ing—
Yeah, PRY-AY-AY-ING!
Its DY- AY-AY-ING!
“RO-VER’s” SCREWED!
~~~~~
I could smile—for a while
But when we hooked-up last night
You cinched that ring too tight
Then you locked it and swallowed the key!
Oh, you TEASED me well
And, WHEN things 'swelled’
You left me…
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Turning blue!
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Flow’s adieu!
Then you laughed, “So long…”
Left me wanting—over-blown…
Alone and prying, prying, prying—
GUY-ringed!
Its hard—you UNDERstand?
Its been LATCHED—to my gland
It’s got me pry-ing—
I thought that I—could hold my brew—
Tipped a few—or keg or two!
Mis-took you for some whore—
That made you REAL-LY sore!
Drunk, girl I’m one dumb Wahoo-ooo!
So you 'blinged’ my crotch
Used the SMALL-est notch—
GUY-ay-ay ringed!
Cold and blue—
TRY-ay-ay-ing!
Can’t slip through—
Yes-sss, now you’re gone
And from this-sss moment on
I’ll be prying—
sighing—
Pry-ing—
Cry-ing—
Yeah, PRY-AY-AY-ING!
Its DY- AY-AY-ING!
“RO-VER’s” SCREWED!
~~~~~
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yup, when you mistake them for whores, they DO tend to get upset and unpredictable - women! (sheesh) - some great wordplay here TJC - 555
The parody was a 5, the pain a 10. I hope, wherever he is, Roy will forgive you.
here's a unique concept ...too funny
In a foggy mist and wearing his trademark dark shades, I can almost see and hear Roy O performing this....Very professional write, here..
I sang
EEEEK! Too funny, TJC, and the mournful OS just adds to the absurdity. Bravo! 555
Thanks mucho stuart, michael, alvin, AFW, ann and kristof for the votes and comments... and... REALLY... I'm not this weird in real life (did that sound convincing?)
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