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Song Parodies -> "Semi Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Semi Woman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

semi woman...top is all complete
semi woman...downstairs he's still "pete"
semi woman
some work to do...till he is "ruth"
and he is anxious...that's...the truth

surgery !

semi woman...he yearns heartily
semi woman...he wants to sit to pee
semi woman
he'll be as lovely as can be
you'll have to look real close to see

wow !

semi woman...takes a while
semi woman...fakes a while
semi woman...doctor styles, you see

semi woman...yeah yeah yeah
semi woman...full someday
semi woman...bound to be a she

cause he's been blue
not feeling right
he'll be a lady
its worth the fight

semi woman...its do or die
semi woman...still half a guy
semi woman
they'll hack away...OK
when it is chiseled away...OK
he wants to be a dame..its fate
he is on borrowed time..but wait !
how could this be ?
he decides to stay a he
yeah
he decides to stay a he
oh no
not a woman

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Peregrin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! He/She should talk to Dr Nick, I understand he helped Leo/Leona :) Good one alvin!
adagio - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be a parody about a woman who drove a semi. Looks like the ladyboy is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Excellent! 5's
McKludge - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Now "Pete" can have a career in hermaphodite porn!
AFW - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I can definitely see why you dropped the "Pretty"...Funny with a big "F"...and like all good humor, it contains the truth element...Right on the sharp line, with this..
alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin....good idea....thanks adagio....lol...thanks mckludge...absolutely...thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed
Ann Hammond - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
oh boy? um gir?
alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann...lol
MasonR - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Now this is humor that cuts to the bone. Great job!
alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mason...ouch...lol
UnKnownVotress - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I voted, but I best refrain from comentary, Sir!
alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks UnknownVotress...as your wish, m'lady
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
A while back at the work place we had a DOD civilian that was getting his plumbing changed. The women at the work place went crazy when his top side went female and "she" began wearing female clothing which got them to fearing that he would be using the women's rest room. Of course he was ordered to keep using the mens room. "She" never used the urinal. One day I was passing by the men's room and a soldier in uniform walked into the john and came right back out to check that the door actually said "MEN". This soldier was a visitor to our building and knew nothing about our tranny. I was certain of what had happened but went in anyway. "Sherrie" was wearing "her" high heels which were quite visible under the stall. I guess the soldier figured "don't ask, don't tell".

They used to say boys will be boys but now it is getting to be in some cases that boys will be girls. Excellently executed, Sir Alvin.
alvin - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy...funny story...lol
Meriadoc - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I missed this one yesterday. Liked how you had him changing his mind at the end - bet hearing 'chisled' had something to do with it.
alvin - July 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry...no doubt...lol

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