I was prepared for the fight, I steered hard to the right
But on TV today, you took my dreams away
Oh I prayed I was the one
Everything seemed swell, how could I tell
That you’d picked Ryan over me, Ryan over me
I felt like a boob, when I saw you on the tube
Along with Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan
It’s very hard to see, why you dumped on me
And went with Ryan

I was you’re gopher through and through
Now it’s true, I’m so blue
I tried so hard to please, got down on my knees
But Willard what can I do?
‘Cause you don’t want me, it’ll always be
Ryan over me, Ryan over me

Yes, I’m in pain, my career’s down the drain
You chose Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan
Yeah Ryan, Ryan over me!