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Song Parodies -> "Knifey Wifey"

Original Song Title:

"Wolly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam and Sham & The Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Knifey Wifey"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I know the idea of Mrs. Bobbitt is old, but I was running out of ideas
Mrs. Bobbitt said to her husband better not be cheatin' on me
Or one day you'll wake up unable to pee

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Then she told herself
Let's not take a chance
Let's go cut off that thing in his pants

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Mrs. Bobbitt with a plan she wouldn't yield
Cut it off then she threw it in a field

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