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Song Parodies -> "Putrid"
Original Song Title:
"Cupid"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam Cooke
Parody Song Title:
"Putrid"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Putrid, choked from the blow, give me some fresh air flow,
That one was really tart, oow wee.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
Hey, really hate to bother you, won't no one confess,
The last one says he smells it, that's the one made the mess.
So would you please do something we can't coexist,
Please cease and desist.
So putrid, choked from the blow, give me some fresh air flow.
That one was really tart, oow wee, my olfactory.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
So putrid is this fellow and his fart storm you see,
I think I may be injured way down internally.
I know that with a few of us his ass we can seal,
Before the paint peels.
So putrid, choked from the blow, give me some fresh air flow.
That one was really tart, oow wee, my olfactory.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
So putrid, don't get near me,
Smellin' you, who needs you.
That one was really tart, oow wee.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
Hey, really hate to bother you, won't no one confess,
The last one says he smells it, that's the one made the mess.
So would you please do something we can't coexist,
Please cease and desist.
So putrid, choked from the blow, give me some fresh air flow.
That one was really tart, oow wee, my olfactory.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
So putrid is this fellow and his fart storm you see,
I think I may be injured way down internally.
I know that with a few of us his ass we can seal,
Before the paint peels.
So putrid, choked from the blow, give me some fresh air flow.
That one was really tart, oow wee, my olfactory.
Putrid, burning my eyes, smells like "Lord of the Flies",
Who cut that rancid fart, not me.
So putrid, don't get near me,
Smellin' you, who needs you.
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Ewwww, open a window, open a window! Hey Guy, do you think Chucky could have an index into the archives by subject-matter....like "farts", "food", "Michael Jackson", "money", and other popular topics?
Hehe....I know that with a few of us his ass we can seal,
Before the paint peels.
Before the paint peels.
I forgot to say that I really liked the parody! 5's
I was about to have lunch... this was written well enough to change my plans.
(Random link): He who smelt it dealt it. Brilliant description of someone Totally Dissed by a Fart.
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