Song Parodies -> "She Was Only a Fetus"

Original Song Title:

"Only Sixteen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"She Was Only a Fetus"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Normal

The Lyrics

This is not an exact line by line beat by beat parody. But the basic idea is there.

I had my very first love when I was in high school
but how I felt so forlorn
I was still to young for love
And she still hadn't been born

Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was too young to be in love
And she was just an embryo

Every day I would go to look for her
And whenever I finally found her
It seemed that we could never be alone
'Cause her mother was always around her
I remember the first time I saw her
She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen
I fell in love with her that very first day
I saw her face on the ultrasound screen

Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was still to young for love
And she was still in utero

I was an such impatient young lad
Couldn't wait to start my life with her
And so every day I would hope and I'd pray
That she would be born premature
Oh why did my heart lead me astray to that girl I adored?
Why couldn't I had fallen for someone disattached from her umbilical cord?

Oh she was only a fetus
Only a fetus
And I loved her so
But I was too young to be in love
And she was just an embryo

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Offender - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Talk about overkill; I've heard of child brides, but this is ridiculous!

Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

"Mr. Normal." How many people are praying on your driveway right now? They've finally found someone less nuts than themselves.

Mr. Unnatural - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

This is seriously f*cked up.

demented - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Wicked funny. I think those offended are missing the point. If this were about a 5yo or the like this would be criminal and the fbi should hunt this writer down. But about a fetus it just becomes ridiculous, thus the humor. But then I like twisted humor. My favorite 'dark' song is 'Mr. Frump'. But this one's not bad. though it might not be for everyone.

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