Song Parodies -> "Christened A Knight Today"

Original Song Title:

"Twistin' The Night Away"

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Original Performer:

"Christened A Knight Today"

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The Lyrics

let me tell ya 'bout my case
up there at the queenie's place
she, upon me, gave her grace
christened a knight today
gave my little head a rub
then she said "i do thee dub"
then we went and hit the pub
christened a knight today

i'm christened...christened
everybody thinks that's great
i'm christened...christened
christened a knight today

i was in my finest clothes
started kneelin' way down low, bub
oh, how my reputation's grown
christened a knight today
my shoulders got a little whack
no credentials that i lack
i guess you'd say i have the knack
christened a knight today

i'm christened...christened
everybody thinks that's great
i'm christened...christened
christened a knight today

walk up...kneel back...sword up...tap tap
i'm woozy...i'm high...big hit !
i'm christened a knight today

its an honor oh so keen
ritzy as i've ever seen
sent a thank you to the queen
christened a knight today
oh man, i got a right to crow
i deserve it, doncha know
i feel just like a dynamo
christened a knight today

i'm christened...christened
everybody thinks that's great
i'm christened...christened
christened a knight today

walk up...kneel back...sword up...tap tap
i'm woozy...i'm high...big hit !
i'm christened a knight today

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Claude Prez - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

"then we went and hit the pub" -- great line and a very fun read; well done. And I guess you haven't lost your knack for the funniest song titles either.

AFW - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Very creative and funny stuff, alvin..love the innuendo..

McKludge - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Sadly, I've only heard the Rod Stewart version of the OS, but it still paces to it.

alvin - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks claude AFW and mckludge

John Barry - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I christen thee Sir Hilarious.

John Jenkins - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I was going to go with Sir Pun-a-lot, but John Barry's title works, too.

Andria - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I echo McKludge, and this was a great job. However, I doubt that the British Royal Family would like this parody, especially if Queen Elizabeth were to be called "queenie". 5s.

alvin - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks john and john...lol...thanks andria...no, she probably wouldn't dig it...lol

LadyNorCAL - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, ~the Mighty Duke o'Roads & Lord o'Dice, you are very deserving of your award today,Sir ! Many congrats to you, Sir Alvin!along with Barack oBama !

MadameDeTokeVille - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh, Sir Alvin, I adore the powerful voice of SAM COOKe; one of my favorites is a little known song, entitled "Change Gonna' Come " . Here in norCAL the oldies stations have suddenly been playing it again? ?

alvin - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks LadyNorCAL and MadameDeTokeVille

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