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Song Parodies -> "Li'l Pig Brotherhood"

Original Song Title:

"Li'l Red Riding Hood"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Li'l Pig Brotherhood"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Owoooooooo!

Who's that I see gambilin in these woods?
Why, it's Little Pig's Brotherhood

Hey there little pigs let me in
Or I'll blow this club again
Play everything A big bad bluff could want

Listen to me.

You three pig brotherhood
I don't think little pork links could
Just gamble in these kooky old woods alone

Owoooooooo!

What cube dice you have
The kind of dice make snake eyes bad
I know a card trick called Four Kings Chased
Who doesn't know by rank a flush beats a straight

What cool chips you have
They're sure to drive someone mad
So you better let me in this place
Or I'll huff and puff it will be a disgrace

I'm gonna put a sheep suit on
Until your confidence has grown
And I could be trusted gambllin with you and known

Owoooooooo!

Little pig brotherhood
I'd like to deal I shuffle good
But you three think I'm a big bad cheat and a dope

Owoooooooo!

It's not a heart I lack
I'll need you to gamble with
Little pig brotherhood
Card shark bad wolves can be good

I would not be satisfied
Just to watch through window wide
Watch you all three bet, hit, stay
Watching you three throughout the day

Hey there little pigs let me in
Or I'll blow this club again
Play everything A big bad bluff could want

Owoooooooo!
I mean baaaaaa! Baaa

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alvin rhodes - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy
John Barry - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I call you. . .three fives.
Ann Hammond - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and John B
Adagio - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one, Ann 5's
Ann Hammond - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio
malcolm higgins - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought I was off the wall... great stuff

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