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Song Parodies -> "Scary Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Wooly Bully"
Original Performer:
Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs
Parody Song Title:
"Scary Kerry"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
I've seen at least one parody, and one original song, with this title, but not to this original. Of course, no one's more scared of Kerry than the man he wants to replace.
Un, deux, one, two, trois, quatre
Better tell Georgie, about the guy he'll face
He's coming atcha, wants to take your place
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
He is scary, do not tarry, must be wary
Threw away medals, to protest the war
Or were they just ribbons? No one knows for sure
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Adversary, never vary, don't get buried
Chaney told Bushie, "Here's what we must do"
Get you some more righties, to cast their votes for you
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Thrust and parry, bloody Mary, Tom and Jerry
[as in the original, insert a spoken "now watch it" every once in a while]
Better tell Georgie, about the guy he'll face
He's coming atcha, wants to take your place
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
He is scary, do not tarry, must be wary
Threw away medals, to protest the war
Or were they just ribbons? No one knows for sure
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Adversary, never vary, don't get buried
Chaney told Bushie, "Here's what we must do"
Get you some more righties, to cast their votes for you
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Thrust and parry, bloody Mary, Tom and Jerry
[as in the original, insert a spoken "now watch it" every once in a while]
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You spelled Cheney wrong.
Sorry officer. Does this mean I'm getting a ticket?
5s from me...BTW, cheney is spelled C-R-E-E-P-Y
Great choice for a political parody! Since I am a Bush supporter, I will give you all 5s!
You're scarin' me into givin' you some fives!
Tres bien, Monsieur Auteur de le Parodie!
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