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Song Parodies -> "I Just Don't Know What to do With My Shelf"
Original Song Title:
"I Just Don't Know What to do With Myself"
Original Performer:
Sandie Shaw
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Don't Know What to do With My Shelf"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY SHELF
I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
I don't know what to do with my shelf.
DIY is not for me,
I think everyone can see
I'm useless right through,
I just don't know what to do.
I just don't know what to do, it's a crime.
I admit I'm a bad waste of time.
Fixing shelves is not my scene,
I find jobs like that obscene,
I need a good man
To assist me if they can.
When I came back home,
Saw the wall was bare,
And the shelf had gone,
It just wasn't there.
Well, I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf.
Where to start I just don't know,
Having nothing left to show,
What am I to do?
I just don't know what to do.
When I came back home,
Saw the wall was bare,
And the shelf had gone,
It just wasn't there.
I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf,
I don't know what to do with my shelf.
I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
I don't know what to do with my shelf.
DIY is not for me,
I think everyone can see
I'm useless right through,
I just don't know what to do.
I just don't know what to do, it's a crime.
I admit I'm a bad waste of time.
Fixing shelves is not my scene,
I find jobs like that obscene,
I need a good man
To assist me if they can.
When I came back home,
Saw the wall was bare,
And the shelf had gone,
It just wasn't there.
Well, I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf.
Where to start I just don't know,
Having nothing left to show,
What am I to do?
I just don't know what to do.
When I came back home,
Saw the wall was bare,
And the shelf had gone,
It just wasn't there.
I just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf,
Just don't know what to do with my shelf,
I don't know what to do with my shelf.
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