Song Parodies -> "Knievel's Ways"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Ways"

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Original Performer:

"Knievel's Ways"

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The Lyrics

Tribute to one of the best daredevil's of all time! The things this man did were out of this world!

They're so insane Knievel's ways... Crazy!
That gorge is hopped when he zooms
Mind's so deranged... Zany!
Bet if he could he would vault the moon

You'd see him speeding and leaping
All over mounds
He was once racing and spacing
For the circus crowds
They dropped their jaws...

And now their pants need changed! Batty!
Wacky!

Jumpsuits were so... Flashy!
His bike shot sparks up that ramp of gold
He's dashing 'round... Fastly!
You'd hear him boast the Grand Canyon's soon
He'd squeal tires when clearing 12 vans on the ground
He's bounding semis, rattlesnakes and wolves who would pounce
The man was nuts!!!
Stunts were his claim to fame!

Harley of chrome's... Snazzy!
He'd jump the shark like that Fonzie show
But he fell down... Ouchie!
He broke some bones and the camera dude
So he retired from sailing 'cross buses he found
Helped his son Robbie take the reigns and make us all wowed!
Grand Canyon's jumped!!!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!!!!!

* The Grand Canyon was one stunt that Evel wished that he could do but during his career he wasn't able to do it. His son Robbie however was able to live out his old man's dreams and did the stunt!

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Pace Nazi - March 11, 2016 - Report this comment

He's bounding semis, and rattlers, and wolves who would pounce

Rob Arndt - March 11, 2016 - Report this comment

Loved Evel in the '70s! 555! It is interesting to note that Evel stood up to the Hell's Angels and all other bikers that disgraced motorcycling. And back then many bikers also rode Hondas, Nortens, BMW boxer twins, and BSAs as well as participated in the trike craze!!!

Jonathan - March 11, 2016 - Report this comment

I wonder if it was fun being Evel... 5's

Peter Andersson - March 12, 2016 - Report this comment

Even I've heard of him!

Agrimorfee - March 24, 2016 - Report this comment

Chech out the Kneviel movie starring George Hamilton if YouTube still has it. Well crafted, Matthias, I especially liked the change their pants line.

Max Power - March 26, 2016 - Report this comment

I rate the stunt as 555 with an epic jump in the valley of Evel.

bobpiecheese - April 05, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) All I know about Knievel is that he's a stuntman dude - which is clearly all the background I needed cause I was not lost in the slightest. Great tribute here, 555!

Blaydeman - April 12, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Yeah, man this was a fun tribute to Knievel. The man was crazy and this felt like nice homage to him. The change their pants line was the biggest laugh for me. Good rhymes too! Really, really, enjoyed this!

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