If you're going to eat al desko
Be sure to have some kleenex very near
If you cannot don't mess al desko
You're gonna cause the janitors to swear

For those who have to eat al desko
Luncheon time will not be very clear
Have your eats for grip al desko
we wypipo, can't starve out our careers

From across your station
Have a backup ration
Mind your hydration
Just avoid bad temptations
Don't get cheese obstipation
Keep bowels in motion
Get served a promotion

Here's a meal plan to eat al desko
Be sure to have some protein bars near
If you're missing to eat al desko
In no time your focus disappears

But then you girls who eat al desko
All the time - you'll pad your derrieres