-> "My New Exotic Job (Career Move To India)"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampet"
Original Performer:
Scruggs & Flatt
Parody Song Title:
"My New Exotic Job (Career Move To India)"
Parody Written by:
John Olmstead
The Lyrics
My New Exotic Job
(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Please step into my office, I’ve got some news for you.
I know you heard the rumors, now you know they’re true
You’ve done a fine job for us and we’d really like to keep ya
Have you ever thought about a move to India?
(India that is, big country, lots of Hindu’s)
Before you give your answer, please think about this deal
And remember all the greeter jobs at Wal-Mart have been filled.
Its not that what you do for us is no longer needed,
It’s just your pesky salary that has been superseded.
(that is, you cost too much son, we can’t make bonus)
You’ll love the friendly people there; they smile and work all day,
and they all seem very happy on a fraction of your pay.
And for benefits, forget it they’re not needed there it’s true!
If you can’t work there’s a hundred more just like you in the queue.
(all lined up you see, waiting on your job, don’t call in sick now ya hear?)
This is your opportunity to see exotic places,
and to work for half your pay in a sea of happy faces.
We know this is a sacrifice you now are forced to make,
and we would not ask this of you but for the margins sake.
(Margins, That’s the stock were talking about)
Its not that we don’t make a buck, you have to understand,
we just don’t make enough to keep up with our plan.
Just think our heart is with you if you decide to go,
and if not, Well then you’re left out in the cold.
(cold that is, like the sign says, I will work for food)
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