(Sound of a howling poodle)
Well, I saw the stream coming out of that guy
The dog got scorned
And so did I
That old hag was asking
She said, "Scuzze me
You look like the Poodle Puddle Cleaner, now clean"

I was the no pride, crap paid, teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(Provide clean spots for that freaking poodle's wiener)
No pride, crap paid, teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
Made spare change while cleaned
(Oh my!)

Well, This job isn't worth
Getting chased up a tree
But when that purple poodle's hungry
He just wants me
One time I kicked him when I had guts
-high pitched voice-
(That freaking dog just attached to my nuts!)

I was a nut bit, in pain teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(I cried was floored teenaged poodle puddle cleaner)
Nut bit, in pain teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
It castrated me
(No porn!)

I've been asked by hot females
On where I work
I say cleaning poodle's puddles
And they just smirk
At this rate I'm never going to go get rich
(Seeing that my boss is a purebred b*tch)

Stuck in hole, have no goal just a poodle puddle cleaner
Yellow snow under toe, Clean it poodle puddle cleaner
(Yip! Yip! Bark! Arf!)
Freaking poodle puddle cleaner
Grossest job to be

(Ewwwww!)

Well then I picked up a sponge
And knelt on the ground
And I started to rub
Cursing out that d*mn hound
Now this is such a pity what I'm paid to do
(Clean and scoop up the poop from this pup and fumes)

Well life is stole by A-hole as a poodle puddle cleaner
Little dough, dog's my foe teenaged poodle puddle cleaner
(Roof! Arf! Yip! Bark!)
Freaking poodle puddle cleaner
Make spare change for me
(Poodle Puddle!)

I got ten bucks for pay
From my boss that cheap ho
So I quit there that night
To work at Home Depot
I was spreading that grout
For that old hag named Glen
When that same freaking poodle bit my nuts once again!

(Painful Horn Solo)

"TOY-BEATA!!!"