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Song Parodies -> "Prickteaser"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Prickteaser"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
Prickteaser, she's a (bleep), she has an alluring touch
A teaser's touch
Prickteaser beckons you to enter her web of sin,
But won't let you in!
Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!
Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!
Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!
Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!
Her heart is like ice
Just like ice
Cold as ice
Her heart is like ice
Heart is ice
Cold as iiiiiiiiiice
A teaser's touch
Prickteaser beckons you to enter her web of sin,
But won't let you in!
Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!
Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!
Flattery she will pour in your ear
But her lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smart man knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death, so dis her!
Prickteaser, pretty girl, but beware though she may seem nice,
Her heart is ice!
Her heart is like ice
Just like ice
Cold as ice
Her heart is like ice
Heart is ice
Cold as iiiiiiiiiice
©2004 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group
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5s.....funny and true....a direct hit
Aw Schtop it Moneypenny, you're embarashin' me.
This is great Michael. It's give you an 007 but it only goes to 005.
I guess Prickteaser's other nick-name is Dr. No, and she pretends to come From Russia With Love, but she's really just a Moonraker who likes to polish the barrel of The Man With The Golden Gun and then leave the poor bastard writhing on the floor with blue Thunderballs. Oh yeah, 5's, and James, this time, try to bring the equipment back INTACT for a change?
Johnny D, that is really good!!! Nobody Does It Better (lol). -- MM
Nice job.
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