The minute my arm left the joint
I could tell you were a man of destruction
A real Bone Bender
Rough lookin', muscle lined
But, howzabout cuttin' me a little slack this one time?

I heard you say "Pernt" and not point
I didn't mean to laugh,..a big mistake, I see
Hey Bone Bender!
Put me down, have sympathy..

I'm a lover, don't fight
How about we just talk?
Like my nose where it is now
This is not so much fun, fun, fun...
Please forgive my dumb laughs, laughs, laughs...
I could buy you a cold beer, cold beer
Fun, laughs, Big Guy?
What would you say to some Jack Daniels, huh?
I'll buy drinkin' stuff, if you're not so rough
How would you like a (I could buy you a) top shelf!

Hey Bone Bender!
Hey Bone Bender!

Your foot on my face ruins my poise
'Stead of knee, a little negotiation..?
Talks are more tender
Less kickin' would be kind..
So, howzabout just give me a little piece of your mind?

When I hear bones break, hate the noise
And especially, if they are mine, you see

Hey Bone Bender!
Hey Bone Bender!
Hey Bone Bender!
Let me go and drinks are free..

Fun, laughs, Big Guy?
Whew! thanks, Big Guy..
See ya,... Big Guy......

(I know damn well I can outrun ya'..!!!)