Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Dictator"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Dictator"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Based on an idea by Guy DiRito.
Dictator!
They're the men, the men with the fatal touch!
They kill so much!
There's Adolf Hitler!
Beckoned you with Reich that would never end!
To hell we'd send!
Mussolini spewed hate in your ear!
Tojo's troops tried to send us some fear!
Stalin and Khrushchev plot at their dacha!
Freedom won, and so
we gotcha!
Dictator!
On Iberian, Franco and Salazar!
They went too far!
Bob Mugabe, Mobutu would preen!
Followed script wrote by Idi Amin!
And that Juan Peron, his crazy wife, missed her...
Caligula, who wed
his sister!
Dictator!
Presidents, don't ally with them, you're told!
Their hearts are cold!
They love only gold!
That's why they're bold!
They love gold!
Evil mold!
They love gold!
They're the men, the men with the fatal touch!
They kill so much!
There's Adolf Hitler!
Beckoned you with Reich that would never end!
To hell we'd send!
Mussolini spewed hate in your ear!
Tojo's troops tried to send us some fear!
Stalin and Khrushchev plot at their dacha!
Freedom won, and so
we gotcha!
Dictator!
On Iberian, Franco and Salazar!
They went too far!
Bob Mugabe, Mobutu would preen!
Followed script wrote by Idi Amin!
And that Juan Peron, his crazy wife, missed her...
Caligula, who wed
his sister!
Dictator!
Presidents, don't ally with them, you're told!
Their hearts are cold!
They love only gold!
That's why they're bold!
They love gold!
Evil mold!
They love gold!
And I didn't even mention any U.S. Presidents. Think of the money you could've made on THAT bet.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Pa...CHO-lek!
(BWAA-WAA, WAAAH!!!!)
He's the man...the man whose song-writing thrives...
...up-on your FIVES!!!
(BWAA-WAA, WAAAH!!!!)
He's the man...the man whose song-writing thrives...
...up-on your FIVES!!!
You forgot Mao " Great Leap Backward " Tse-Tung and Pol " I kill people with glasses " Chicken Pot Pie
Excellent compact history lesson
this song dictates that i give ya fives
Good use of that song. I'm working on a dictator song right now. By the way, I would like to put in a word for Kumuzu Banda of Malawi - booooooooooooo!!
Sorry, Max, but the song was too short. If you want to write a part 2, I won't stop you.
Yep, I'd a been losin' that bet about now. Nice job Michael.
555 for that something about dictators . . .
Good parody, good start. You'd need a really looooooooooooooong OS to cover 'em all.
Here's an idea I don't want but maybe someone else will pounce on it: "Those Dictator Guys" or "A Dictator Guy" for "American Pie" - someone take it, please!!
Wonderful, Mike....and the choice of such an OTT original tune just added to the....fun? Bravo. 555
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/shirleybassey41.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 2108
