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Song Parodies -> "Cold Lingers"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Cold Lingers"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
In the middle of the winter season, this tends to get overshadowed by flu.
Cold lingers, it's so bad
So bad a day is too much
It's way too much
Why does it lingers?
Threatens you day by day before it goes
You'll blow your nose
Mucus flows that runs down from your nose
As you lay the cold runs down your toes
As the common cold grows as it lingers
It's the cough of death as common cold lingers
Everyone, do not try to catch a cold
You will get cold
Mucus flows that runs down from your nose
As you lay the cold runs down your toes
As the common cold grows as it lingers
It's the cough of death as common cold lingers
Everyone, do not try to catch a cold
You will get cold
You are really cold
Really cold
You are cold
You are really cold
Really cold
You are cold
So bad a day is too much
It's way too much
Why does it lingers?
Threatens you day by day before it goes
You'll blow your nose
Mucus flows that runs down from your nose
As you lay the cold runs down your toes
As the common cold grows as it lingers
It's the cough of death as common cold lingers
Everyone, do not try to catch a cold
You will get cold
Mucus flows that runs down from your nose
As you lay the cold runs down your toes
As the common cold grows as it lingers
It's the cough of death as common cold lingers
Everyone, do not try to catch a cold
You will get cold
You are really cold
Really cold
You are cold
You are really cold
Really cold
You are cold
It can be nauseating.
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Do you have to let it linger? Reminds me of a parody I've thought of before but haven't written yet, this was funny
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