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Song Parodies -> "Force Every Fetus "
Original Song Title:
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain "
Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Force Every Fetus "
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Force every fetus
Into the world
Risk the health of mothers
Make moms of young girls
Force every fetus
To now be born
Make victims of incest
Feel sick in the morn
From every womb, free
Each pre-baby to beathe
Whether moms lose their lives
Or their dads were true creeps
Force every fetus
To be slapped and scream
Make fathers of rapists
Kids on Satan's team
Force every fetus
Onto the Earth
Risk the lives of mothers
All forced to give birth
Force every fetus
From inside to outside
Make children of incest
Now rise up and thrive
Into the world
Risk the health of mothers
Make moms of young girls
Force every fetus
To now be born
Make victims of incest
Feel sick in the morn
From every womb, free
Each pre-baby to beathe
Whether moms lose their lives
Or their dads were true creeps
Force every fetus
To be slapped and scream
Make fathers of rapists
Kids on Satan's team
Force every fetus
Onto the Earth
Risk the lives of mothers
All forced to give birth
Force every fetus
From inside to outside
Make children of incest
Now rise up and thrive
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First, I don't think anyone in government as far as I know is ever saying anything against provisions for rape, incest or life of mother. Second, there's no way any kind of national ban would ever pass, it would just continue to be up to states. Scare tactics for elections are never true in the end
Y'know, ED, our neighbor Canada's so rabidly pro-abortion like you genocidal psychopaths that it's even got SELF-abortion: it's called Medical Assistance In Dying, or MAID for short. That probably explains why every time America rejects you far-left fascists and your Satanic agenda, you treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs publicly vow to move there (a promise you NEVER keep, sadly). Of course, as Monty Python could tell you, self-abortion is a terrible crime: the penalty's death!
At least one bright spot in the election are the states that voted for Reproductive Rights and protection for abortion. During the campaign Rump distanced himself from Project 2025 but his ilk now admit they do want to do all that stuff in it, so stay tuned. Look at the MAGAt showing ignorance about political science and referring to far left fascism when fascism is far right by definition. Stay in your lanes, everyone. And medical assistance in dying is compassionate, just as abortion is in many instances. Is that really so hard to compute?
When your daughter or granddaughter suffers a miscarriage and dies from sepsis, try not to cry too hard. At least the gas on the way to her funeral will be affordable.
When you get to Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity Heaven (where the worm never dies and the flame never burns out), give our regards to your fellow genocidal psychopaths Harry Blackmun, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Lavrentiy Beria, and Roland Freisler.
I guess there's no need for a civil war now since the side that threatened that if they didn't win got their cult leader elected again? The mature Democratic Party knows how to punt the ball without storming the Capitol, ensuring a peaceful transfer. 45-47 didn't deserve a congratulation call since he wasn't decent enough to congratulate Biden but Harris is an adult and congratulated him. MAGAts think they're okay on Judgment Day but a rude awakening is in store for them. They have been deceived by the ultimate Deceiver. This was all predicted Biblically.
Love making MAGAts squirm.
Liberals are talking about these election numbers that you probably shouldn’t read if you don’t want to be guilty of thoughtcrime
https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime
https://notthebee.com/article/people-are-talking-about-this-chart-that-you-probably-shouldnt-look-at-if-you-dont-want-to-be-guilty-of-thoughtcrime
Thanks for your comments all.
Agree with Matt that worship of 45-47 is an unwashable stain on a person's soul, that three votes for him solidifies an unforgivable sin.
Moron Matt, I think you'd better have a word with your fellow KommieLiar Whoreass-worshiping witches there....
I don't think "maga"'s obvious hatred represents Republicans overall. I know a lot of Republicans and they're not hateful at all
This Star Trek meets Rump video is awfully clever stuff: youtu.be/Caazuqn42Fc
Will 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue now be listed in the national sex offender registry?
Both Hillary and Kamala conceded races when they lost, while Dump threw a hissy fit when he lost, but tell me again how women are too emotional.
Oh s***, Kamala demands a recount and is owing a debt. Boy do I feel retarded.
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