thanks for the skinny..lol

DKTOS, interesting nevertheless.

OK, where to begin... To paraphrase my new favorite movie, if they come for me, harboring a fugitive Turtle will be the least of my worries. The truth is, I do want a nice girl. I've given many specific examples in various parodies, though too many of them are addicted to a certain drug (see "Smoke and Now Mike Cries"). Then there's the one who's both naughty AND nice, but she lives in Wyoming, 2/3 of the way across the country. So... oh, forget it, the way you used the word "dicker" is worthy of a five all by itself.

Clever inside spoof

LOL

Assuming I considered Tommy Turtle to be an enemy, which I do not... Dead, he would be of no use to me. Alive, and filled with fear of what my reprisals would be... If I was truly offended, I would have dropped the parody bomb on him, and it would appear with the next batch of new ones. That won't happen. This was a minor offense, and so he gets punished with nothing more than the old George Carlin question: "If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?" (Actually, a turtle can't survive without its shell, so it would be dead.) Relax, Tommy, this is the real Mike, not the dimwitted fascist who is apparently obsessed with me lately. It's probably the guy calling himself "Sarcastic Paranoid," who clumsily wrote "Leftard Don't Know How to Read," ignoring (naturally) the fact that it is Georgie Bush who doesn't read (things like Condi Rice's memo about Osama bin Laden's hijack plans), and then cowardly not leaving room for comments. Tommy, you are free to parody, much to that guy's dismay. Exercise your freedom!

Also DKTOS, but it was good.

alvin, Stephen, Uhh..., AFW, Max, Michael, Oh I do, and Larry, thanks.
MP, thought you were having an internal struggle there :) I have a parody idea or two on the issue of free speech... and, go ahead and do your worst (parody) on TT; it's all in good fun!

Yeah, something tells me the REAL Michael Pacholek would be above making death threats and calling people faggots.

Not only am I above it, but it's beneath me. I wish some other things were beneath me, but most of them are married.

Was never worried about it in the first place... Didn't think it was real MP, but if it were, chose to take it as a facetious compliment. No sweat either way!

BTW, (real) Michael, "minor offense..."??? It's a Major PLUG for ya, man!! Ya know what Barnum said, right???