Song Parodies -> "P3n!$"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

"P3n!$"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

admit it, if you're a guy, THIS is the head that thinks for you!

my goodness, she took off her top
and in her yard she does sunbathe
I shouldn't, but have my binocs
so P3n!$, what's your game?

she caught me
woah baby, she caught me
Well, Thank Ya P3n!$
now Ms. Suzie
is gonna sue me
Well, Thank Ya P3n!$
now Ms. Suzie
is gonna sue me

at workplace, went and clicked on porn
making the boss man mad
I tried to distract him with corn
no excuses were had

(frustrated scream)

I got it
yeah, the boot, I got it
Well, Thank Ya P3n!$
I've been fired
‘cause of desire
Well, Thank Ya P3n!$
I've been fired
‘cause of desire

(crying)

dagnabbit!
sweet niblets, dang flabbit!
My Stupid P3n!$
burst my bubble
and caused me trouble
Why My Dumb P3n!$
steals the blood flow
from brain, I don't know

thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Unexpected, but cool- 555! Loved your title manipulation too!

Jeff - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Hey d*ckhead, watch the language! 5's

Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment

^ thanks, fellas! honestly, I wasn't sure if this one would pop up! I thought long and hard about it, but decided to take a chance!

Patrick - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment

When I first heard the OS, the title substitution was obvious. Glad someone else went the rest of the way with this thought-provoking (and you know where those thoughts reside) parody.

Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment

^ Thanks, Pat!

John G. - April 22, 2017 - Report this comment

This didn't sick d--k! Three fives!

Jonathan - April 23, 2017 - Report this comment

^ thank ya! BTW, did anybody else catch the literal d!(k#3@d on last night's episode of "Samurai Jack" on adult swim?

RCK - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment

DNT LT NE1 OR DKHD TLL U THT YUR P9S PRDY WS¢ GD! 5-5-5

Callmelennie - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Yeah I used to have some of these problems. Then I had my prostate removed with corresponding damage to certain .. ahem .. nerves. Now my penis is well behaved all the time (Sigh)

Jonathan - April 25, 2017 - Report this comment

RCK - thx!
Callmelennie - sorry to hear that. but, maybe it's for the best. after all, those things can get you into some real trouble!

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