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Song Parodies -> "Dummy With The Red Hat"
Original Song Title:
"Devil With The Blue Dress"
Original Performer:
Shorty Long
Parody Song Title:
"Dummy With The Red Hat"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Dummy with the red hat, red hat, red hat
Dummy with the red hat on
Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Boy oh boy, is that woman dumb
She loves to rig and is Rump's match
Anti-Blue & make Murica great hat
Makes me hurl, loves to kiss Rump's ring
She's a grade-a number one ding-a-ling
She is the dummy in the red hat, red hat, red hat
She is the dummy with the red hat on
Oh she's so dumb now
Dummy with the red hat, red hat, red hat
Dummy with the red hat on
Surrendered her womb, worships 45
Got to be the dumbest dame alive
Total fool, likes to eat bumpkin pie
Big shit she's shovin', she's married to lies
She's so sinny, yes she is a brat
She's a real crap slinger, pesty as a gnat
She is the dummy in the red hat, red hat, red hat
She is the dummy with the red hat on
Oh she's so dumb now
Dummy with the red hat, red hat, red hat
Dummy with the red hat on
Good golly, Miss Margie
With you we're appalled
Dummy with the red hat on
Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Boy oh boy, is that woman dumb
She loves to rig and is Rump's match
Anti-Blue & make Murica great hat
Makes me hurl, loves to kiss Rump's ring
She's a grade-a number one ding-a-ling
She is the dummy in the red hat, red hat, red hat
She is the dummy with the red hat on
Oh she's so dumb now
Dummy with the red hat, red hat, red hat
Dummy with the red hat on
Surrendered her womb, worships 45
Got to be the dumbest dame alive
Total fool, likes to eat bumpkin pie
Big shit she's shovin', she's married to lies
She's so sinny, yes she is a brat
She's a real crap slinger, pesty as a gnat
She is the dummy in the red hat, red hat, red hat
She is the dummy with the red hat on
Oh she's so dumb now
Dummy with the red hat, red hat, red hat
Dummy with the red hat on
Good golly, Miss Margie
With you we're appalled
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