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Song Parodies -> "Gay Men"
Original Song Title:
"Amen"
Original Performer:
Sidney Poitier in 'Lilies of the Field'
Parody Song Title:
"Gay Men"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Gay men
Gay men
Gay men, gay men, gay men
See the gay bees (Gay men)
Strapped in their leather (Gay men)
On big fat Harleys (Gay men, gay men, gay men)
Strolling down the avenue (Gay menetc.)
Flapping slappy chaps on
And showin' their keisters
Growing up in silence
Hiding from their fathers
In deep dark closets
Made it out to Frisco
For a taste of freedom
And political power
In the bath houses
Consorting with their members
Consensually objectified
Stuck in mid-America
Suffer persecution
Maimed, killed and tortured
Acting up and organized
Fighting HIV/AIDS
Demanding equal rights now
Marrying their partners
Up in Massachusetts
Now they own each other's assets
Atheists and Protestants
Catholic Republicans
They come in all stripes now
Sado-masochistic
Tranny friends of Dorothy
Our next-door neighbors
In the Army
Dying in Iraq now
For a country that abhors them
Practicing their safe sex
Wearing purple condoms
And bleaching hypodermics
Hallelujah!
Don't die in shame, now!
And spank you very much, you
Gay men, gay men, gay men!
Gay men
Gay men, gay men, gay men
See the gay bees (Gay men)
Strapped in their leather (Gay men)
On big fat Harleys (Gay men, gay men, gay men)
Strolling down the avenue (Gay menetc.)
Flapping slappy chaps on
And showin' their keisters
Growing up in silence
Hiding from their fathers
In deep dark closets
Made it out to Frisco
For a taste of freedom
And political power
In the bath houses
Consorting with their members
Consensually objectified
Stuck in mid-America
Suffer persecution
Maimed, killed and tortured
Acting up and organized
Fighting HIV/AIDS
Demanding equal rights now
Marrying their partners
Up in Massachusetts
Now they own each other's assets
Atheists and Protestants
Catholic Republicans
They come in all stripes now
Sado-masochistic
Tranny friends of Dorothy
Our next-door neighbors
In the Army
Dying in Iraq now
For a country that abhors them
Practicing their safe sex
Wearing purple condoms
And bleaching hypodermics
Hallelujah!
Don't die in shame, now!
And spank you very much, you
Gay men, gay men, gay men!
©Bob Gomez 2005 To M.H.G. 1953-1989.
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