-> "Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Ana's Song (Open Fire)"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"
				Parody Written by: 
Jess Durham
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Please die Jessica
For as long as you're here brains are not
You make the stone-ground flour
And tar-filled pails seem softer
And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
Imagined intelligence
In your head the skull is thicker
Sandpaper tears you're unawares
And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
And you're my concession
I'd love to chew your bones
And Jessica wrecks your life
Like a dyslexic life
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
To breed fleas for you
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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