-> "Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"
Original Song Title:
"Ana's Song (Open Fire)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"
Parody Written by:
Jess Durham
The Lyrics
Please die Jessica
For as long as you're here brains are not
You make the stone-ground flour
And tar-filled pails seem softer
And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
Imagined intelligence
In your head the skull is thicker
Sandpaper tears you're unawares
And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
And you're my concession
I'd love to chew your bones
And Jessica wrecks your life
Like a dyslexic life
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
To breed fleas for you
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