(Bush)
Hello there, all you boys
Now this story will be told
We must end Saddam's resistance
Promised to allow inspectors, broken promises
All lies and jest
That is the story you will now hear
Listen to the rest...

(Blair)
Well Britain's my home and my name's Tony
And you know I'm no Tory
I'll show you Saddam's a danger
He defies UN resolutions, running scared
Kills his foes, has no dissent from all quarters
They are all six feet below
Where are all their faces
Only he would know

(Bush and Blair)
Lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: What?)
Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-la-lie... lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: I don't have nukes!)
Lie-la-lie, lie-lie-la-lie, la-la-la-la-lie

(Saddam)
All these things on the front pages
It is all a hatchet job
Paid from Jewish coffers
They are just lies, made by all those Zionist Hebrews

(Bush and Blair)
We do declare
(Blair)
This Iraqi guy is so loathsome
(Bush)
He must get out of there

(Long instrumental break)

(Bush and Blair)
Lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: What?)
Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-la-lie... lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: I don't have germs!)
Lie-la-lie, lie-lie-la-lie, la-la-la-la-lie

(Bush)
Palaces, where inspectors can't go
Soon they will all be gone
We'll soon go
Where Saddam hides all of these, all his W-M-Ds
Where they are, we'll soon go

(Blair)
Down in Baghdad stands a loser
Rich from illegal trade
Soon we'll give him a reminder
And the law will soon be laid down
Soon Saddam will be forced out
Of Iraq and they'll proclaim
"We are cheering, we are cheering"
But for now, his lies remain...

(Bush and Blair)
Lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: What?)
lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-la-lie... lie-la-lie...
(Saddam: I don't have any of those!)
Lie-la-lie, lie-lie-la-lie, la-la-la-la-lie

Repeat till fade out