-> "Eowyn"
Original Song Title:
"The Boxer"
Parody Song Title:
"Eowyn"
The Lyrics
I am just a mortal, in the shadow of Arwen
I have been neglected sadly in the minds of fans of good professor Tolki-en
It's Faramir
the one who is my only one true love not Aragorn
Our love is lesser known....
When I left the court of Théoden I was dressed up like a boy
I had pseudonyme of Dernhelm
and I rode with Merry in the fields of Pelennor
My lord was struck and I rode to defend him and then I drew my sword
The Witch-king came
and I defended Rohan's name
(Faramir! Where are you my only true love, Faramir?)
I blocked the blow of his mace with my shield that broke in two
Saw Merry stab him
and I lunged my sword in undead flesh no man could slay
I heard a scream -
then a darkness fell around me, and I could not see a thing
I was taken to the Healing House
(Faramir! Where are you my only true love, Faramir?)
I was laying on my sickbed when I met my Faramir
Faramir...
and we promised love each other
and when the King comes back, we'll marry and live happily
On the tower stands the Steward with Shield-maiden by his side
and she carries the reminders of the steel mace blow that struck her
and they see the lands of Gondor and dreams of Numenor;
I am mortal, he is mortal
yet our love still remains
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Faramir!
Fara-fara-fara-fara-faramir!
It is you, my only true love, Faramir!
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