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Song Parodies -> "Excellent Censor"
Original Song Title:
"Everyday People"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sly & The Family Stone
Parody Song Title:
"Excellent Censor"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
I'm always right, and I right the wrongs
I put the trash where it belongs
A movie with language not fit for TV
Gets a makeover thanks to me
I'm an excellent censor, yeah yeah
Scarface's "F" slang
Is altered to "Damn you, mang"
And "This town is a chicken
Just waitin' to get plucked, mang"
Different layers for different swears
And so on, and so on, and you're a melon farmer
Ooh sha sha
We watch TV together
I did "Die Harder"
Yeah, that was me, too
I made Bruce Willis talk cleaner than you
The bad guy, killed hundreds
The epithets flew
His big comeback was a lame "Joke you"
I'm an excellent censor, yeah yeah
Sure, Frank fouled up, Mel
But guess what, so did you, Mel
Now here's your round-trip ticket
To freakin' resurrection
Different layers, for different swears
And so on, and so on, and choot dis piece of meat, mang
Ooh sha sha
We watch TV together
These mother jumpers
These froozin' muddy funsters
These monkey fightin' snakes on
This Monday-Friday airplane
Different layers for different swears
And so on, and so on, and you're a fargin' icehole
Ooh sha sha
I'm an excellent censor
I put the trash where it belongs
A movie with language not fit for TV
Gets a makeover thanks to me
I'm an excellent censor, yeah yeah
Scarface's "F" slang
Is altered to "Damn you, mang"
And "This town is a chicken
Just waitin' to get plucked, mang"
Different layers for different swears
And so on, and so on, and you're a melon farmer
Ooh sha sha
We watch TV together
I did "Die Harder"
Yeah, that was me, too
I made Bruce Willis talk cleaner than you
The bad guy, killed hundreds
The epithets flew
His big comeback was a lame "Joke you"
I'm an excellent censor, yeah yeah
Sure, Frank fouled up, Mel
But guess what, so did you, Mel
Now here's your round-trip ticket
To freakin' resurrection
Different layers, for different swears
And so on, and so on, and choot dis piece of meat, mang
Ooh sha sha
We watch TV together
These mother jumpers
These froozin' muddy funsters
These monkey fightin' snakes on
This Monday-Friday airplane
Different layers for different swears
And so on, and so on, and you're a fargin' icehole
Ooh sha sha
I'm an excellent censor
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Bleepin' funny- 555!!! Now get the F--k outta here!!!
Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon!
Such a malefactor you are. Just sitting right there masticating at the breakfast table. I bet you are, or hope to be known as a sexagenarian. Maybe a hoary one at that.
Ooh, what you said!
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