(Verse 1: Cher)
They say I’m too old, and I don’t know
I’m 77, with a new 37 year old beau.
Well I know Alex loves me so
Doesn’t care about my fame or dough.

(Chorus: Alex)
Cher
I'll scam you Cher, I'll scam you Cher

[Verse 2: Cher]
Alex just started texting me,
Before I knew it, we were having sex with ease.
Sonny made me who I am,
But now that I’m old I’m screwing younger men,

(Chorus: Alex)
Cher
I'll scam you Cher, I'll scam you Cher

[Interlude: Cher]
I had Greg Allman, and Nick Cage,
And like Madonna, don’t act my age,
Alexander Edwards, is his name,
He's 40 years younger, does that make me insa-a-a-ane?

So me and Sonny once ruled the world,
Now people say that Alex makes them hurl,
But I gave him all my bank account info,
I’m still waiting for his return, where did he go?

[Chorus: Alex]
Cher
I scammed you Cher, I scammed you Cher

[Bridge:
I’ll scam you with no prenup,
Pretending your my buttercup,
But to me your just a rich hag,
At your age everything starts to sag,
I wipe my mouth after I kiss Cher goodnight,
Because her looks give me such a fright,
Will I inherit all her wealth,
My true intent I keep in stealth,

[Chorus: Alex]
I'll scam you Cher, I'll scam you Cher
I'll scam you Cher, I'll scam you Cher